Title: Four-and-a-half Things that Ray Vecchio Never Was (and one thing he was happy to be)
Rating: Uhhh... PG? -is guessing-
Wordcount: 772
Summary: All the things he's never been and would he miss any for the world?
Disclaimer: I hold no ownership of any part of either due South, in any way, shape, or form. This is just for the sheer fun of it.
Spoiler warnings: Slight bit for Victoria's Secret, but this is mostly weirdness.
Characters: Ray Vecchio, briefly Benton Fraser
Notes: Based on a number of different roles played by David Marciano, and all generally talked about
here. I've only watched three of the programs in question, so spot which one I definitely have no clue about and just made something up.
Story warnings: General weirdness
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy?